I love Free already!
"Suffragette," she said, "is pronounced with an exclamation point at the end. Like this: 'Huzzah! Suffragettes!'"
"I don't pronounce anything with exclamation points."
"No? Then there's no time like the present to start. Repeat after me: 'Let's hear three cheers for the women's vote!'"
"Cheering is entirely beyond my capabilities."
"Well, Monsieur le Realist. Call on me if you ever find yourself in need of an exclamation point. I have an entire box of them."